please stop messaging me about how you miss b/g content and want to see me get fucked. it’s not my fault i haven’t found someone worth fucking in the past 9 months (not like the ones i was fucking before that were worth it either.) it’s not my fucking fault that i was dumped 6 days before a major surgery to have my endometriosis excised and an ovarian tumor removed. if i found someone i wanted to fuck, then i would fucking fuck them. there are HUNDREDS of sex tapes on my page. find them. watch them. i’m almost positive you haven’t seen them all. if you want someone who is regularly posting new sex tapes, then subscribe to someone else. i’m making solo stuff rn, as i have been for the past 9 months. i only want people on here that support me whether i am solo or coupled up. i only want people on here that have my interests in mind. i don’t want people on here that are constantly pressuring me to fuck when i don’t want to. who the fuck wants to forc3 someone into sex ? you guys apparently. put yourself in my shoes. a lot of you also are going through dry spells or are virgins. imagine everyday you think about how you just want to love and to be loved and how you’re slightly saddened to be alone. now imagine on top of that you get about three messages and comments each day about how you need to get laid. now stfu bc next person to complain is getting restricted.
i usually don’t love when books constantly jump around in chronology, but vonnegut does it in such a funny yet tactful way that i just can’t be mad. this gave me the giggles. the narrator reveal had me kicking my feet with glee. not my favorite of his, but it’s a very high bar. his mind is so wild i never know what i’m in for when i start one of these, or even when i’m halfway through. i wish i could lend this one to my uncle who likes vonnegut, but sadly i am the only member of my family that believes in evolution. 8/10
the heart goes last by margaret atwood
this one is not well liked in the margaret atwood community, but when has popular opinion mattered in my reviews ? i loved this one. it’s fast paced, twisty, and spicy. everytime i put it down i couldn’t stop thinking about it and picked it right back up. another one of atwood’s distopions, this time with an economic emphasis. 8.5/10. all y’all atwood stans can suck my dick
a clockwork orange by anthony burgess
at first i didn’t like this one, because the violence seemed gratuitous and the author gave me “old man yells at cloud” energy. luckily with its themes of duality and free will, it grew on me. i will never be able to listen to ode to joy the same way. i like the way the nadsat distances you from the violence a bit. 7/10
happy halloween and happy book review tuesday
soichi by junji ito
usually my favorite part of junji ito works are the illustrations, but this time the drawings weren’t as fun or spooky. the stories were the better part imo. i’ve read some of the soichi stories before, but having them collected together is really cool. not as scary as i usually like them to be, but fun. 6 /10 for junji ito, but 7.5/10 relative to all books. makes me kinda sad to say, because he usually makes bangers
lingerie try on haul and toy unboxing and trying them out ! (this one went up on ph already bc of my contract deadline but i wanted you guys to have it on here too. brand new video next friday)
