If I wasnโt this shockingly tired (I stayed up late fretting about how naff I am at maths which is pretty vital if youโre doing physics ๐), maybe I would have a quip about playing with you- or a cartridge slotted into me- but alas, all Iโm thinking about is not bending over too much when Iโm out because Iโm 100% bra-less and panty-less right now!
2021-07-15 08:10:02 +0000 UTC
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This silver dream catcher necklace must have caught some absolutely filthy dreams to be honest. Didnโt catch the dream I had about when the left side of my face fell off though did it ๐ฅฒ
Yesterday in the shed I tripped over the mitre saw which has basically lived on the floor since the dawn of time so I shouldโve expected it to be there. Anyway I tripped over it and landed in, what I know recognise to be an extremely sturdy and resilient to human weight, tool box. My left leg is coated in bruises ๐ญ
2021-07-14 08:08:30 +0000 UTC
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Wanna hear a girl complain about a lost ruler for 8 whole minutes? ๐ look no further guys! (seriously though where the heck is it)
Video got cut short AGAIN mid-sawing byโฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ โฆ you guessed it! Ran outta storage space! ๐ although, at least this time I didnโt go on and on and on and on thinking it was still recording- this time I actually noticed as soon as I was done sawing! One day Iโm sure Iโll get to bore you all with a video of a WHOLE project from start-to-finish ๐ค
2021-07-13 08:07:22 +0000 UTC
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Tryna strike a pose! ๐ it is in temperatures like today that I am very relieved to be in the itty bitty titty committee!
2021-07-12 08:04:07 +0000 UTC
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How can 3 photos be so clothed yet so indecent ๐คฃ
Awesome shirt made for me by bombshell sweetheart @lisa_smiles ๐ญ๐
I havenโt popped these cotton high-waisted beige panties up on my store ๐ค should I?
2021-07-11 08:04:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey, no peeking! ๐ and if you must, then at least follow it up with a courtesy touch!
2021-07-10 08:02:25 +0000 UTC
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You must pay the years-supply-of-espresso-and-decking-screws toll to open me up โ๐ป
(Please donโt mix the screws in with the espresso)
My phone is being absolutely terrible with me. I absolutely need to invest in a new one! Sorry for the sporadic messages lately guys!
2021-07-09 08:03:08 +0000 UTC
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Nice material, non? ๐
2021-07-08 08:03:23 +0000 UTC
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Going out for a bike ride soon! The weather is really overcast here- just how I like it! ๐
though it looks like itโs gonna rain so if I grab enough signal whilst Iโm out to get onto Live (donโt hold me to that! I have no idea where Iโm cycling to for a start ๐) please excuse the drenched Cousin It look!
2021-07-07 08:05:07 +0000 UTC
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Bring food and Iโll let you onto the bed with me.
As well as the snake bodysuit, I also bought the snake bra and panty set! It is why I am now skint ๐
2021-07-06 08:02:10 +0000 UTC
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Itโs a tight squeeze! In my shed, that is ๐
2021-07-05 08:01:24 +0000 UTC
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Rest in peace, my little aqua blob,
You ate all the algae, cleaning after Rob*.
Stripy like a tiger, tentacles like Giger,
Oh Slippery Egg, youโre making me sob**!
*Rob is the name of my big shubunkin goldfish!
**Iโm fine donโt worry ๐
2021-07-04 08:02:59 +0000 UTC
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I think I am using these drinks cup holders wrong, do you?
๐ฅค๐ฅค
2021-07-03 08:03:48 +0000 UTC
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Tiny video with a toe wiggle requested to be publicly shared! Back in my garish shirt today! ๐
2021-07-02 08:02:48 +0000 UTC
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Iโm technologically quite impaired so would any of you happen to have a technology answer for me? If I were to do a Live video on here, are you guys able to join in with me? Or does it not let you do that and so I would just be talking to myself? ๐
After yesterdayโs ridiculously pretty lingerieโฆ today is just a plain olโ 15 denier tights and bra-free day!
I just noticed itโs the 1st of July already, is it me or is time zooming by really fast?!
2021-07-01 08:04:05 +0000 UTC
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Snakebite is your lover ๐
2021-06-30 08:04:48 +0000 UTC
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Ooh ooh I also made another lamp during the week, they take ages for me to make and each stage is very tedious and I always make mistakes so it may be quite some time before I ever video making one ๐
but if youโve played any of the Dark Souls games maybe youโll recognise it? ๐ video taken after I didnโt wear a mask when cutting the MDF ๐ท which is why Iโm basically whispering! My bad. Someone come soothe and massage my throat please ๐
2021-06-29 08:07:21 +0000 UTC
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Feel free to be simultaneously bored and worried for my safety this morning ๐ I guess I just need someone to penetrate physical precautions into me as a memorable lesson? ๐ค
2021-06-28 08:06:40 +0000 UTC
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How on earth do I make this much mess what the hell man ๐ all I made was a lamp and a whisky board yesterday??
2021-06-27 08:05:08 +0000 UTC
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GUESS WHO MEASURED ONCE THEN CUT AND DIDNT MESS IT UP TODAY ๐๐๐ hell yeah me thatโs right! ๐๐ your girl is flying the nest!
2021-06-26 15:10:00 +0000 UTC
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Gorgeous little mesh suspender body that Mr Wright bought for me which I never showed you ๐ญ Thankyou!! ๐ค
2021-06-26 08:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello! ๐๐ป Are you in the mood to wince and cringe and be bored to heck this morning? IF SO hereโs two very dubious videos of my second attempt at a vampire stake ๐ง๐ป It is Friday which means you will have the whole weekend to recover from it; whether your reaction be bored to tears (plenty time to rehydrate), bored to sleep (set your alarm for Monday in advance, if needs-be), or wincing on my behalf (delve deep into an engrossing hobby this weekend to forget what you witnessed here). Thankyou โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
2021-06-25 08:11:11 +0000 UTC
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In the video here I did a proper little cheeky flash but my phone didnโt save it ๐ฅฒ (I swear this is the last time I will whine about my phone okay I promise promise promise; I swear I do have other things other than the untold misery of videos not saving cos of bad storage on my mind! ๐คฃ)
2021-06-24 08:07:05 +0000 UTC
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Caught the sun on my cheeks yesterday ๐ฌ how has everyone else been dating in this wild English UV-athon? I have not ๐ (Thankyou Alex for the lovely bodysuit! ๐) [EDIT - (as Iโm finally learning how to use this site! ๐
itโs โDEALINGโ not โdatingโ ugh! Surely too hot for that ๐)
2021-06-23 08:03:30 +0000 UTC
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Iโm out of the workshop and outside in the land of the living and now I donโt know what to do.
Oh man I couldnโt take pics of the shirts I wanted you to choose cos my phone storage got full again! ๐ญ I went with lobstersโฆ I hope it is sufficiently terrible ๐๐ฆ
2021-06-22 20:34:48 +0000 UTC
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Iโm going to be leaving the house today after I finish a couple pewter orders but I may need your joint expertise in choosing an awful satin shirt for me again! Iโll nag you all later ๐ Thankyou in advance ๐
2021-06-22 08:07:33 +0000 UTC
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First pic: before you telling me you will help me put up the ceiling in the workshop.
Second pic: after you telling me you will help me put up the ceiling in the workshop.
(Not uploaded third pic: after you telling me you will put up the ceiling in the workshop whilst I merely watch and snack)
2021-06-21 08:04:52 +0000 UTC
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I have a feeling Iโm spamming you with too many pics ๐ nevertheless- bask your eyes upon my pride and joy! The cordless champion of easy circle-cutting! ๐คฉ look me in the eyes and tell me it isnโt beautiful!
2021-06-20 08:05:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey my name is Mel and when I measure an order before cutting it- I measure it twice, then cut it. Then I measure it again, and magically, it is 3cm out ๐
I used to class myself as one of those โcut first measure laterโ people but actually I have a worse habit- I measure, get my numbers muddled up, then ruin everything ๐ I refuse to believe Iโm alone in that here? ๐
2021-06-19 08:05:41 +0000 UTC
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Aw I forgot to show you my cute little yellow satin top (and not even wearing that purple bra! As you can tell ๐)
2021-06-18 15:03:17 +0000 UTC
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