working out some materialle
working out some materialle
2024-09-05 03:06:45 +0000 UTC View Post
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This is Gus, he passed away recently. He was my husband's ca..
This is Gus, he passed away recently. He was my husband's cat, but then he became my cat too for almost 10 years and I loved him very much. RIP Grumpy Gus.
2024-09-05 03:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostYooo Check out The Melissa Times on itunes, captivate and sp..
Yooo Check out The Melissa Times on itunes, captivate and spotify :)
2024-09-03 23:29:13 +0000 UTC View PostA reminder to check out The Melissa Times on itunes, captiva..
A reminder to check out The Melissa Times on itunes, captivate and spotify, do ittt
2024-09-03 23:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostCheck out The Melissa Times on itunes, captivate and spotify
Check out The Melissa Times on itunes, captivate and spotify
2024-09-03 23:23:22 +0000 UTC View PostHere's another clip from The Melissa Times, out today, Tuesd..
Here's another clip from The Melissa Times, out today, Tuesday Sept. 3rd. Check it out on itunes/apple podcasts, spotify or captivate.
2024-09-03 23:20:14 +0000 UTC View PostNew episode of The Melissa Times is out for today, Tuesday S..
New episode of The Melissa Times is out for today, Tuesday Sept. 3rd. Check it out on itunes/apple podcasts, spotify or captivate.
2024-09-03 23:14:42 +0000 UTC View PostA pretty accurate assessment of Pedro Almodovar films and Sp..
A pretty accurate assessment of Pedro Almodovar films and Spanish culture. Hear the rest on The Melissa Times, streaming on apple podcasts and wherever the hell else you get your podcasts.
2024-09-03 01:11:58 +0000 UTC View PostYet another video clip of the Melissa Times. Enjoy!
Yet another video clip of the Melissa Times. Enjoy!
2024-09-03 01:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostWho else will give you coverage on beluga spy whales from Ru..
Who else will give you coverage on beluga spy whales from Russia? Nobody but The Melissa Times, that's who. Check it out on apple pods, spotify or capitivate podcasting.
2024-09-03 00:56:15 +0000 UTC View PostAnother clip from today's episode of The Melissa Times, stre..
Another clip from today's episode of The Melissa Times, streaming on Apple pods, spotify (probably) and Captivate.
2024-09-03 00:43:38 +0000 UTC View PostNew podcast alert. You can stream The Melissa Times on all t..
New podcast alert. You can stream The Melissa Times on all the platforms (Apple podcasts and Captivate) now so go for it.
https://player.captivate.fm/episode/62fd5cc6-f836-4d6e-96a3-3677a8dd53bb/
Me, going over my Onlylfans DMs.
Me, going over my Onlylfans DMs.
2024-08-07 22:35:42 +0000 UTC View PostTurn of the century dirty limericks are my jam.
Turn of the century dirty limericks are my jam.
2024-05-29 19:52:43 +0000 UTC View PostHave I encountered a pedobear in the wild?
Have I encountered a pedobear in the wild?
2024-05-29 00:23:37 +0000 UTC View PostCheck out this greedy little bee
Check out this greedy little bee
2024-05-25 05:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostAn oldie goodie: dirty limericks about literature
An oldie goodie: dirty limericks about literature
2024-05-24 03:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's some driveway snake-porn, enjoy
Here's some driveway snake-porn, enjoy
2024-05-12 06:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostScrolling through my OnlyFans Notifications like:
Scrolling through my OnlyFans Notifications like:
2024-05-10 16:55:09 +0000 UTC View PostDon't take it personal. It's just my policy to never reply t..
Don't take it personal. It's just my policy to never reply to mindless bots (which is how I describe Canadians).
2024-05-09 19:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostThis guy pretending he has an imagination.
This guy pretending he has an imagination.
2024-05-03 21:28:31 +0000 UTC View PostMy comments are a dumpster full of trash: bots and spam and ..
My comments are a dumpster full of trash: bots and spam and one or two aborted souls trying to be heard through the lid
2024-05-03 21:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostOk lady...Try it on somebody with a testosterone level above..
Ok lady...Try it on somebody with a testosterone level above 50 ng/dL
2024-04-29 21:20:53 +0000 UTC View PostNo nudes, but here's a pic of some noods:
No nudes, but here's a pic of some noods:
2024-04-27 03:09:58 +0000 UTC View PostIt's "may I see u naked." And are you aware that you're awak..
It's "may I see u naked." And are you aware that you're awake and sending this at 6am? Shouldn't you be feeding some chickens or something? I'm not sure what early boners do I don't wake up until 1pm
2024-04-26 05:14:44 +0000 UTC View PostI've gotten a lot of DMs lately but this is by far the most ..
I've gotten a lot of DMs lately but this is by far the most pornographic.
2024-04-24 18:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I'll cave and post some spicy pics. Here's one:
Okay I'll cave and post some spicy pics. Here's one:
2024-04-18 20:38:42 +0000 UTC View Post
