We keep exploring Lake Louise today. As a true Canadian, and..

We keep exploring Lake Louise today. As a true Canadian, and as a real slut (I guess I could say a Canadian slut), I had to take a picture outside with a cleavage! I may be smiling, but it's around minus 20 Celsius (that's about -25F) on that picture, and my nipples are harder than Delonte West was in front of Lebron's mom back in the days. Talking about Fahrenheit, did you know that only the Bahamas, Palau, Belize, the Cayman Islands, the Federated States of Micronesia, the Marshall Islands, and the United States are the only ones still using the big F? Where the fuck is Micronesia? It sounds like half a micro dick and half a nasty virus. Hell, it sounds scarier than Covid-19. I've got Covid. Yeah? I've got the Vid. Oh, okay. I've got Micronesia. WHAT? YOU GOT WHAT? See, they should have given that virus a much scarier name. Uh, interesting. Just googled it, and it's 600 islands, 100K population, and it's so small that Google Map points to something somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean, but you can barely see anything. See, micropenis wasn't that far off! Weren't we talking about Lake Louise? I got distracted, as always. As you will notice, if you keep flipping the pictures, you will see that the view wasn't only splendid from my room. The restaurants all have a fabulous view of the lake and mountains. The common areas of the hotel are so luxurious and exciting. However, when you get to your room, it's a whole other story. You walk in the hallway, and you feel like you're in Wonderland. You get into your room, and you have traveled in time, 40 years before, and you are now in a Super 8 Motel. I'll admit that Super 8 Motel has a hell of a view this time. But, still. The room didn't smell fresh. The decor was older than the USA presidential candidates of the last four years (and probably had the same smell). You definitely pay for the location, the view, and if you're a cam whore as truly yours, you don't waste time doing videos in that room. It's just not worth it. I instead spent time doing videos in the restaurant bathrooms, but that's another story LOL! Okay, I should wrap this up. Tomorrow, we're going hiking together guys! Put on your crampons. We're going to walk on a frozen waterfall, and we'll make it our bitch, the Canadian way! Toodles!