Okay, so what the fuck is that mermaid fetish all about? I'v..

Okay, so what the fuck is that mermaid fetish all about? I've been asked for it twice in the last week. I didn't do it, because well I don't like my head underwater (yeah, I can't swim, sue me! - but we both know you guys like me better in a bikini next to the pool LOL)... Anyhow, what makes a man want to jerk off to a mermaid? Did you first get a hard on watching the Little Mermaid? I mean, she only had shells hiding her tits. Is it a desire dating back from your Disney years? Now that I think about it, she was dressed like a total slut LOL Is it the fact that she can't walk? By the way, she must be smelling fishy, haven't you thought about this? What did you expect, it's a fucking fish ! Have you been to Sea World to do shit and giggles with the dolphins? They smell fishy! Don't tell me that Eric never wondered once if Ariel had a vaginitis or not when he went down on her the first time. Also, how the fuck does a mermaid fuck? Not seeing any hole in that mermaid tail (You can't know this, but there was a 5 minute break, I had to Google - How do mermaids have sex. Yeah, I always have to google every freaking thing. Ok I'm back from my search) Apparently, my first search landed me on " The Talk: How to Explain Mermaid Sex to Your Kids" WHAT THE HELL? My parents never gave me that talk, am I the only one? LOL It says: "Mermaids have vaginas, mermen have penises in sheaths, kind of like dolphins, and male mermaids have both penises and vaginas." It also adds "It's best to refer to any half-human, half-fish being as a "merperson" until you know how they self-identify" For fuck sake, even the mermaid association now is going politically correct. Wait, WAIT! A male mermaid has a pussy and a dick? o.O It doesn't stop there. "Because humans can't breathe under water, if they want to have sex with a merperson, they need to get out of the water for a little bit. Merpeople can be out of the water for up to 12 hours, but they can't walk, so this means having to have sex on the beach (don't do this in Florida). Another option is to fall in love with a transhuman—lots of mermaids want to be humans, and there are both surgical and magical options to give them legs. Logistically, it's easier for merpeople to special cuddle with a human once they've transitioned. " Thank you parents who didn't have the guts to tell their kids mermaids don't exist. You created that fetish ! Yeah, I should go to bed :P Goodnight guys !!!