

So, you know how, when, like, you’ve got him face down ass up, pounding his butt like a cheap steak, and you’ve been riding him harder than a rented mule for the past 3 or 4 hours, using both ends interchangeably, and he’s, like, pretty much begging for mercy, but you’re thinking, “wha’do I care, I’ll never see this bitch again,” so you tell him to just shut up and take it, and then you slap.....whoops......wrong column. Our subject today is Mr Chris Lyfe ( @chrislyfe ), a hung, hot, hunky Scottish guy with a penchant for exhibitionism and a desire to give his fans what they want. His page has been active since May 12th and, as of this review, he has 53 posts.
Build: Good form, very well hung, nice ass and flat belly, pretty hole, and a nice natural looking body.
Categories: All strictly solo action (so far), but he does just about everything a solo guy can do, including face, cum, J/O, ass play, ropes, toys, and wide open hole.
Pros: No part of his body is off limits, and everything is well lit and nicely presented. Face included here and there (could always use more, along with more butt and hole), lots and LOTS of cock from all different angles.
Cons: This gentleman has a real problem with posting consistently, going 3, 4, 5, even at one point 9 DAYS, without a post. This just simply does NOT work for anyone working to build an audience for their page. This absence has an effect on not just frequency, but also on communication and value; not a lot of communication going on if you’re not here, Chris. And 8 bucks a month for the privilege of staring at the same pic for 9 days? Seriously? Get a grip!
Creativity: 3/5
Frequency: 2/5
Communication: 3/5
Value: 3/5
Imagine going into a cafe 9 days in a row and never being approached by a waiter—-wouldn’t work for most people, and it doesn’t work here. The raw material for this page is very good, and there’s time to fix the frequency problem, but it’s got to happen real soon, like yesterday. I’d be very interested to see this page again in about a month. It is my sincere hope that Mr Lyfe takes the bull by the horns and rights ship.
—-Blue
https://onlyfans.com/chrislyfe