

Big John Mc (@bigjohnonlyfans) is truly a fine gentleman, full of charm, very polite and friendly. He’s also a master of self-promotion; according to his page, he offers “Thick 10 Inch Cock, Ripped & Tattooed, Regular Uploads, Requests Taken, Videos and Pictures, All messages replied to, Message if you would like-, Naughty custom picture $10 (Unlimited),
Naughty custom video $25
(1 per day), Come and see what all the naughty girls and boys have been talking about! Dont be shy come and play with me!” He’s a UK boy, who’s only been working on his page for about six weeks but already has 138 posts (pics and vids); he must be doing a lot right, judging by the number of likes he racks up on each post.
Build: Lean and tight, but not skinny. In great shape, ripped. Tats here and there. The most notable anatomical feature (and his big drawing card) is his horse-hung uncut cock—-he claims its ten inches, and I fucking believe it! Thick and heavy, get naked, put on a bib, and prepare to make a day of it cause this is gonna take a while. Mercy!
Categories: Solo. Period. Cum, hard, and soft; penis, penis, penis, and more penis. Did I mention penis? Well, there’s a lot of it.
Pros: This is a FREE PAGE, and truly one of the best free pages I’ve seen so far; just beautiful, in fact. Regular uploads, usually a minimum of at least two per day. He seems very easy to get along with, and is more than happy to talk to fans. He’s open to requests and seems genuinely interested in giving the people what they want, often uploading custom vids for the enjoyment of all, at no extra charge. He does offer PPV ranging in price from $5-$25, but almost all of his content is included in the FREE subscription price.
Cons: Here’s the hard part (no pun intended)——I never thought I’d ever say this in my entire life, but there’s an overload of cock here, with nothing else to balance it out. There’s an old Bugs Bunny cartoon, called Rabbitson Crusoe, where Yosemite Sam is marooned on an island and has nothing but coconuts to eat.
Yosemite Sam: “Hmm... Tossed coconut salad. [pours liquid from a coconut] Fresh coconut milk. [opens a key cake plate, then sniffs] New England boiled coconut. [suddenly closes the key cake plate] Oooh, I... hates coconuts! [tosses his meal away] 20 years of coconuts! I can't STAND coconuts!”
I’m not saying I can’t STAND cock; far from it, it’s pretty much one of my favorite things in the world, but there’s more to a man than a huge, pulsating, throbbing cock. Plenty of handsome face here, for sure, but the repetition of cock, cock, cock, and more cock gets tedious really fast.
Creativity: 1/5
Frequency: 4/5
Communication: 4.5/5
Value: 4.5/5
Big John Mc is a freaking POSTING MACHINE! He churns out material like Vivaldi churned out concertos, and all of his material is good, and well-received by his fans. BUT, he could do more to spice things up and add a ton more interest to this page simply by turning around once in a while; I found one—-count ‘em, ONE—-photo of his pretty bottom. ONE!! And there’s very little variety/imagination in his selection of poses, displays, scenery, etc. Right now, this is a fine page that a lot of fans really enjoy, but it has the potential to be a GREAT page with just a little tweaking. Overall, very nice job, very nice indeed.
—-Blue
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