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• Renaissance Lover •

• Renaissance Lover •

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• FUN WITH STRAPS •These two videos are quite the throw back..

• FUN WITH STRAPS •

These two videos are quite the throw backs for this thursday 😭🫶 BUT ive had a couple requests for strap videos and since we havent had a need to use one in a while i thought I'd go find some of my favorite videos that ive personally rewatched to get off. (Yes I really do watch my own porn because goddamn my wifes voice and sounds are so amazing🫠🤤)

I hope you all enjoy and we hope to film some new strapping videos soon 😘

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• gender bent •Words are just words. They have meaning but a..

• gender bent •

Words are just words. They have meaning but are arbitrary and are used to help us communicate how we feel inside to others. Recently my body has been feeling its happiest with masculine words and titles and even calling my body parts different names. And in this video, I decided to do a POV of getting my dick sucked because I feel so euphoric when I picture receiving pleasure that way. This was extremely fun to film for me and so sexy to get off to. The cum shots at the end specifically made me feel so euphoric while editing this video.

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Busy day with intimacy coaching clients, but will have today..

Busy day with intimacy coaching clients, but will have today's video up a little later 🫶🫶🫶 friendly reminder that if you are in my OF community I am happy to give intimacy coaching advice in the DMs !!! I want yall to have access to me if you need help as well. This is with self pleasure, relationships, spicing things up or even just reconnecting emotionally to self or your partner(s). I am certified, yoh already pay for this subscription and thats really where my passion lies outside of helping the visual learners here 😜

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• dress up •Sometimes its fun to put on your favorite fantas..

• dress up •

Sometimes its fun to put on your favorite fantasy clothes and pretend to live in a different world with your partner. And if you have an active imagination, you dont need much. This month we are going to the ren faire and we have a lot of layering pieces just in our closet waiting to be used, and I too was feeling the need to get used. I threw on the first corset I could find, a skirt I havent worn in a while and asked the lovely wife to throw on her first layer of ren faire clothes and meet me in the kitchen(you can find the clip of me explaining the scene idea at the end of this video with some bloopers🤭). I hope you enjoy our minor fantasy scene and I can't wait to film more in costume this month as we dress up for the festival and live in a world of play and promiscuity this Pride month 👀🌈

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Thank you to those who let me know today's video had no soun..

Thank you to those who let me know today's video had no sound- have no idea how thay happened but just uploaded it again and I think the error is fixed 🫶🫶🫶 and than goodness cus i sound so pretty

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• self indulgence •

• self indulgence •

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• part two of a good time •I once saw a post that said "in m..

• part two of a good time •

I once saw a post that said "in my relationship, ther is no top or bottom, only who goes first and who goes second." Ive never related to anything more. My wife and I enjoy pleasing eachother so much, that being a top is more like foreplay for her. While for me being fucked makes me want to climb on top and reward her for giving me such a good time. This weeks videos I caught that on film. I hope you all enjoy 🤭

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• procrastination • Id do just about anything to procratinat..

• procrastination •

Id do just about anything to procratinate laundry. Including moving the laundry to the end of the bed to be intimate with my wife. Personally, the laundry can always wait. The dishes can wait. The lawn can wait. Most things in life can be done at a different hour but the present moment with a person you love is fleeting. You won't get it back. For as long as you live you'll have laundry, but it isnt promised that for as long as you live, you'll have them. I think thats one reason I immortalized memories as they happen. Taking a photo takes 5 seconds, but the moment will be gone forever once its over. Some would say that is the beauty of being alive, that we love and let live and the moment passes as quickly as it came. But others told stories passed down through hundreds of years to keep memories alive. Furthermore they painted and sculpted and invented new ways to capture and record precious moments they thought were worth documenting forever. Now im not saying this intimate video is worthy of being remembered by the masses througb the decades.. but what I am saying is I live in a constant knowing, an innate state of awareness, that the next moment isn't promised and to me that means ill kiss her softer, slower, and risk being late to work. I'll dance with her in the kitchen instead of doing dishes. I'll cuddle in bed before choosing to put away laundry, and ive romanticized procrastination in almost every aspect of life so long as it means never procrastinating my time with her.

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I just decided im getting my bikini area tattooed. If you'd ..

I just decided im getting my bikini area tattooed. If you'd like to contribute 👀 tips are always welcome

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Loving her 😩🥵

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Loving her 😩🥵

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• requested •Someone recently asked for a main post to inclu..

• requested •

Someone recently asked for a main post to include self pleasure and an upclose view with toys involved.. and I thought, that sounds like what I need honestly. I know my body well so I got off quicker than expected but god do I love a good orgasm and intention time with my body.

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• polished •For those of you who dont know, my wife works on..

• polished •

For those of you who dont know, my wife works on cars. This week she got a set of new ratchets and while she was taking them out and cleaning them off... I couldn't help but fantasize about my mechanic wife using her tools to finish more than just her day job. I made a joking comment but we looked at eachother like .."are you serious? Because im serious if you're serious." That spark of curiosity, vulnerability, and playfulness lead to this video. Sex SHOULD be exploratory. You might not know if you're into something before you try it, you might read something or see something in a movie or hell, even look at a household object and 👀 that curiosity could lead to a sexual experience you'll be talking about for days after it happens. We should know, we are still giddy that my mechanic wife used me to polish her tools 😩🤭

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I cant wait to post this video

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I cant wait to post this video

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• missing you •Its fascinating to me what people consider a ..

• missing you •

Its fascinating to me what people consider a "lot" or a "little" sex. Everyone seems to have a different idea of "what's normal." There is no right or wrong answer to this. In my own personal life, I go through phases of hyper libido where I can pounce on my woman any second of the day, every day of the week. I can also go a week and a half before I get the energy to give or receive. And it's the same for my wife. We fluctuate similarly and we prioritize intimacy out of the bedroom enough, that when we do go through a lower libido cycle, we never feel like we are missing out. I know that because we communicate about it. We feel safe enough to say no, im too tired, i just feel like cuddling, etc. Yes means nothing if no isnt an option. We have even said how much we appreciate the break because we've needed the rest and to just reconnect emotionally. For us, this video is a reconnection after a week or two of just cuddling and sleeping because we are too tired by the end of the day. We keep that intimacy by finding comfort in closeness, just existing in each other's presence. Every relationship is different, you cant compare yours to the next, or to what you thought your sex life should look like. Enjoy missing the taste of them, flirting and fantasizing in the meantime while you two dont have the time. And when you do rekindle, savor every second. Feel the frenzy of getting your fix. Filling a craving that once you taste, you cant help but miss.

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🥳🥳🥳ITS OFFICIALLY BEEN 1 YEAR SINCE WE MOVED INTO PUR NEW HO..

🥳🥳🥳ITS OFFICIALLY BEEN 1 YEAR SINCE WE MOVED INTO PUR NEW HOME🥳🥳🥳


I went back to rewatch one of our first videos in this house and thought I would post a little # throwbackthursday post.
This weekend we books a cute staycation and will be filming new content for yall. Please stay safe, stay sexy, and dont do anything I wouldnt do 🤭😜

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Get my best angles 😜

Get my best angles 😜

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I want to get my ass tattooed so badly 😭

I want to get my ass tattooed so badly 😭

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• angles •Close ups and povs are something that are kind of ..

• angles •

Close ups and povs are something that are kind of difficult to maneuver as amateurs with just a cell phone. However, i refuse to let that stop me from getting creative and honestly, I think that makes it fun. Sex should be fun. Even when its awkward and youre just learning someones bodies, as long as both people are enjoying their time together, There is no right or wrong way to experience pleasure. I think we get caught up in looking "bad" or not sexy from certain angles, we over think about what our limbs are doing or if our faces look good enough but in reality, we all just look a little goofy in bed, fully spread, everything we keep covered out in the open - because thats not how we see ourself 99% of the time. Its easy to compare ourselves to all sorts of media but any one can look good from their "best" angles. It is a gift to see a body so vulnerable and from positions few people will ever have the privilege to experience. Giving yourself to someone, whether in a relationship or a one night fling, is a beautiful exchange of pleasure if we let it be. We can tear down the walls of what's prim and proper, we can explore what is taboo and unspoken, the gravitational pull between two bodies in a way that truly can only be defined as animalistic. Primal. It is only our sentience and complex human minds that allow us to get so caught up in our insecurities that we lose focus of just being in the moment. No posing or preforming needing. No perfect angles. And after all is said, if you really cant get out of your head, just remind yourself that Hey, at least I'm not being filmed right now.

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"I can't believe I just came with your foot on my head" is a..

"I can't believe I just came with your foot on my head" is a sentence I didn't know I'd ever say. They say (whoever they are) that when you joke about something enough it becomes a kink. And that might not hold any serious weight 100% of the time but the amount of times I have joked about wanting a woman to step on me and degrade me .... 👀😇 I think my brain has adapted that to mean more than just a hyperbolic compliment. The safety, the love, the lust, the primal attraction I have for my wife; I always see her as above me. She is my king, my deity. I am nothing but a lowly human next to her and there are only so many ways I can put that into words until it comes out in my actions. I'm not just metaphorically lesser, I want to be completely under her. Being stepped on is barely scratching the surface of the ways I'd let her make me feel small, right before she takes me in and cares for me the way I've always craved. I am wanted, So she takes me. I am degraded as much as I am desired. I am Hers.

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We love a pov

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Coming Tuesday

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Coming Tuesday

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• the upside down •

• the upside down •

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• compulsive • Once I start I just can't stop. Savoring the ..

• compulsive •

Once I start I just can't stop. Savoring the oceans that keeps me from breathing, I hold my lungs hostage to your satisfaction. Only stopping when you finally grasp my hair, pull me back to the surface of reality, one final oath on your lips, mercy in your ecstacy. I live to serve you, fall command to your every whim, but my body has other plans. I can't run my fingers across your skin with out the urge to climb inside, atop, moving to the vibration of our Auras colliding. It is only after you are satisfied, and further only until I have exhausted myself, to the extent of my body's human capabilities, that I allow my body rest. You are my addiction, my compulsion. Id sooner decay, turn to stone with your soft skin clenched in my jaded and weathered fingers, immortalized in my wanting, the marble that was my skin turning to ashes over decades, id fade into nothingness before I willingly take my hands off you.

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I love her

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I love her

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Next weeks video 👀😇

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Next weeks video 👀😇

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• lunch break •I am very fortunate that my wife works so clo..

• lunch break •

I am very fortunate that my wife works so close to home. She gets an hour lunch break every day and the second they clock out, the race is on to get back to me with just enough time to reconnect before she heads back off to work. This transition has been hard for us. She's been home with me for the better part of 2 years while I got educated and started a business and now she wants to do the same. So back into the work force she went. We both arent big texters so these moments to us are huge to coregulate and ease this time of change for the both of us. I'm so grateful to have a partner who puts in the same amount of effort I do, who cares about the little moments. Who is as driven as I am. Who not only inspires me but is also inspired by me and we continue to push eachother to always grow and improve in some way. To show her my gratitude for all she has done and all she still does, I wanted to give her a treat today to send her back into work with a little extra pep in her step 😇❤️

I hope you enjoy 🫶

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Yall I apologize about the board game video, with spring bre..

Yall I apologize about the board game video, with spring break, new jobs irl and projects coming along im behind for content on every page including here but im working on it and can't wait to get it posted. Your patience and human understanding is always my saving grace. Thank you all 🙌🫶

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